Verse 1

Sugar, spice, and everything nice,
Chemical X and a roll of the dice.
Professor said the odds were small,
But small ain't zero — that's the math of it all.

Pre-Chorus

Blossom's doing calculations,
Bubbles says "don't worry 'bout it,"
Buttercup just cracks her knuckles —
Yeah, I got a feeling, there's no doubt about it.

Chorus

There's a ten percent chance
That a hundred percent of us
Get electro eye beam zapped
By the Powerpuff Girls!
Ten percent chance,
One hundred percent of us,
Lit up like Townsville
At the end of the world!

Verse 2

Mojo Jojo ran the numbers twice,
Said "It's one in ten, and that is not nice!"
Him just laughed and sipped his tea,
"If it's everybody, honey, that includes me."

Pre-Chorus

Blossom says the sample size is tiny,
Bubbles drew a chart with hearts,
Buttercup says "stand still, people,"
And that's usually when the zapping starts.

Chorus

There's a ten percent chance
That a hundred percent of us
Get electro eye beam zapped
By the Powerpuff Girls!
Ten percent chance,
One hundred percent of us,
Lit up like Townsville
At the end of the world!

Bridge

Nine times out of ten we're fine, (we're fine!)
Nine times out of ten we're fine, (we're fine!)
But that tenth time, oh that tenth time —
Pink, blue, and green down the line!

Final Chorus (big, with the Mayor on kazoo)

Ten percent chance!
Hundred percent of us!
Electro! Eye beam! Zapped!
By the Powerpuff Girls!
So before bedtime, do the math,
Kiss the Professor, take your bath,
'Cause once again the day is saved —
With a ten percent margin of error!